Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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