dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So much rum. So many feels.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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