No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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