worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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