my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Come on in and take your pants off
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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