Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
