I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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