you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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