I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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