I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
you never un-have a 4some
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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