Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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