Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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