he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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