I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Dick very happy bro
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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