maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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