Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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