I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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