I met the friendliest cop last night
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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