Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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