i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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