And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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