I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I am available for nakedness
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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