No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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