He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
There's even glitter on my cock...
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