Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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