Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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