wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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