Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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