I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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