One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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