Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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