We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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