I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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