A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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