The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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