Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I wear drunk well.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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