don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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