The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
is this the sara with the beer cane?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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