so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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