i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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