I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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