we have officially lost it.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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