You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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