I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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