Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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