Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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