If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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