North Korea, Best Korea!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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