i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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