ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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