We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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