That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize