I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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