honey bunches of taint.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
do nipples grow back?
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