is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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